Well, I did it. I ran a 5K. I took my lazy fat ______ 3.1 miles and loved it. It was FREEEEEEEZING, so afterwards my lungs felt like little knives were poking me, but it is an amazing thing to think I ran… I (Samuel Hill) ran (and walked) 3.1 miles. A liberating thing.
I have spoken much about the impending doom that is my 5K. I shall refer to it as the D5K. It is all that was Y2K if it actually came to fruition. I expect massive shutdowns of bodily functions followed by anger and outrage from both hemispheres of my brain. Once the chaos ensues, I [...]
Well, I have spoken about it many times. I even bragged about it to some people. Now, I have to step up and actually do it. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It is time for me to take this new body with 88+ fewer pounds for a test drive, and a great way to do it is in front [...]
